I was sitting on this one for months. I actually did this around the time I joined the site. I held off on it due to various things like Hurricane Sandy, my computer problems, and just working on other stuff.
One of my favorite episodes from the early Cinema Snob days would be Ninja Untouchables. Maybe it's because those Godfrey Ho/IFD films are so easy to make fun of. The thing that struck a cord with me was General Karpov who had the most goofy voice imaginable. He sounds like Harvey Fierstein if he inhaled some helium. As part of a B Movie/cartoon crossover picture I imagined the General as Eric Cartman who's planning his own invasion. Even if you never saw the original movie you can imagine it as Cartman just being Cartman.
"Don't Give me that SHIT!!! If he's a nobody how can you explain what happened to him? Now locate him and finish the fucking untouchables once and for all!!"